DCFM – Chapter 030: Exclusive Chosen Bulletin Board JPN [No.1000 – Kurose Hikaru] 1766th

-467: Anonymous from Earth

To think the twin sisters themselves would be making highlight videos…

They are way too acquainted with propaganda…

-468: Anonymous from Earth

They even added their own comments.

It is even super easy to understand. They are way too godlike.

-469: Anonymous from Earth

They have even recreated the story of before he was transferred which earns a lot of points in my book.

They are properly emphasizing his innocence there. 

And it doesn’t crumble with the story that comes after. 

The twin sis are gods.

-470: Anonymous from Earth

Yeah, there’s also added sfx to enhance the experience together with their audio commentary. Really, just what are those little sisters?

-471: Anonymous from Earth

“Onii-chan is getting happy about having his viewers lowering, but too bad~! In terms of highlight video viewers, he is the top of the nation.” “Easy peasy~.” 

-472: Anonymous from Earth

Celica and Karen are damn cute.

-473: Anonymous from Earth

Twins that know way too well how marketable they are.

-474: Anonymous from Earth

But there’s the possibility this is the little sisters’ way to get revenge. 

Hikaru-kyun is shut in because he doesn’t want us to see him, right? 

He is being shown around a crazy lot by the hands of the little sisters.

-475: Anonymous from Earth

…No, for the twin little sisters, their brother must be an interesting toy. I have a little sister that is a lot younger than me, so I can somewhat tell…

-476: Anonymous from Earth

They are cute, but they are super intelligent and it is scary, those twin sisters.

-477: Anonymous from Earth

“There’s no way our Onii-chan would die here. He is our Onii-chan, you know!”, is what Celica said. I could feel her infinite trust for her brother, and it made me cry for some reason. 

-478: Anonymous from Earth

My trust for Hikaru has increased mysteriously after seeing how those geniuses grew up without looking down on their brother.

-479: Anonymous from Earth

If Hikaru were to die, what would happen to Celica and Karen?

-480: Anonymous from Earth

I don’t know, but what’s certain is that they would surely be super depressed…

-481: Anonymous from Earth

You could also take it as their love for their brother being an act towards the viewers. 

-482: Anonymous from Earth

It would be scary if they were that farsighted.

-483: Anonymous from Earth

Again only talking about his little sisters!

-484: Anonymous from Earth

The Dungeon Cleaning Arc of Hikaru is decently interesting.

There’s just way too little happening that the highlight videos end up being mostly about enjoying the talks of Celica and Karen though.

-485: Anonymous from Earth

I don’t know if I am watching a video of Hikaru or a video of Celica and Karen being idols. 

-486: Anonymous from Earth

The ingenious brainwashing that the two have set is turning us into the royal guards of Hikaru…

-487: Anonymous from Earth

He is a kind Onii-chan at heart, you know.

-488: Anonymous from Earth

There are suspicions he is a furry though.

-489: Anonymous from Earth

He was raised with two extremely intense pretty twin little sisters after all.

He must have turned weird from that.

I get it (I don’t).

-490: Anonymous from Earth

Which one was more exciting for you guys? The time when the prostitute appeared, or the time when he saved Full-chan?

-491: Anonymous from Earth

I can only say I got pretty excited in both.

-492: Anonymous from Earth

Well, everyone has already seen the highlight videos, right?

-493: Anonymous from Earth

I want to see Grapefull-chan again, but life is way too light in the dungeon.

It is scary that it is possible something like ‘Aah, she died the other day’ could happen…

-494: Anonymous from Earth

Hikaru: “This Spirit Stone…*sniff sniff*…smells of Grapefull…!” 

-495: Anonymous from Earth

There’s also the chance of the black market old man being the heroine. 

Obadabi today. <TLN: A phrase often used by Dragon’s Dogma Asalam. Not sure of the english counterpart. If someone knows, please tell me.>

-496: Anonymous from Earth

I want to see him become sad when he accidentally summons Grapefull-chan as an undead.

-497: Anonymous from Earth

If the Spirit Stone of Full-chan ends up being a Chaotic or Dark Stone, there’s a chance for that.

-498: Anonymous from Earth

He is hiding in the darkness and cleaning today as well? 

Does he want to become popular by becoming the dungeon janitor…?

-499: Anonymous from Earth

I want to mofumofu Grapefull-chan too. <TLN: Mofu mofu is technically like brushing the fur.>

-500: Anonymous from Earth

It is not like Hikaru has brushed her fur…

-501: Anonymous from Earth

They held hands, so he did semi-mofued her fur.

-502: Anonymous from Earth

The highlight video was so interesting I have already watched it 3 times.

I am really glad there’s commentary in it.

-503: Anonymous from Earth

Well, I am glad he is somehow managing to live by. Won’t he slowly recover mentally if he gets human contact? 

-504: Anonymous from Earth

It has been a while since I have come here, but isn’t the flow of things kinda different now?

Wasn’t he being flamed a whole lot as the killer of his childhood friend?

-505: Anonymous from Earth

Fufufu…was there such a thing…?

-506: Anonymous from Earth

Celica and Karen say Onii-chan is not the culprit, so…

The logic is there…

And there’s no way the brother of those cute twins would be a killer…

-507: Anonymous from Earth

You have been brainwashed…

-508: Anonymous from Earth

There hasn’t been any talk about Hikaru being the culprit on the TV either. 

Two days after Celica said ‘Let’s make the bad media poof poof away, okay~?’.

-509: Anonymous from Earth

Scary (Strong).

-510: Anonymous from Earth

Does that mean Celica did something…?

-511: Anonymous from Earth

Don’t know, but the timing matches.

-512: Anonymous from Earth

The tabloids are still bashing Hikaru-kun though.

They must be ignoring those areas.

-513: Anonymous from Earth

The flaming on the internet was mostly like them going with the flow after all.

It was basically bullying the weak, so after trascendental humans like Celica and Karen showed up, the inferior humans had to withdraw.

-514: Anonymous from Earth

Weaklings can’t go against the strong.

This is instinct. 

-515: Anonymous from Earth

What Karen said casually ‘If I so wanted to, I could make the bank accounts of the Antis drop to zero, you know?’ was super scary…

-516: Anonymous from Earth

Even Karen can’t hack this God website, so the ones who write here are safe.

-517: Anonymous from Earth

On the other hand, anywhere else aside from this will land you straight in hell!

-518: Anonymous from Earth

Suddenly getting mail is the stuff straight out of nightmares…

-519: Anonymous from Earth

Did you get one?

-520: Anonymous from Earth

No, I didn’t, but it is possible, right?

-521: Anonymous from Earth

No matter if they are super twins, it is not like they have that much free time.

-522: Anonymous from Earth

You are all still only talking about his little sisters!!!!

Give it a break already!!

-523: Anonymous from Earth

Let’s talk about Hikaru-kyun.

-524: Anonymous from Earth

The prostitute was cute.

A true jackpot.

I wanted to go to the isekai too.

-525: Anonymous from Earth

I would like the boob prostitute to show up as many times as she wants.

The serious outburst comments of the little sisters was also awesome.

-526: Anonymous from Earth

“Wa wa wa?! What is that wench doing?!” 

-527: Anonymous from Earth

The serious agitated state of Celica there was nice. It felt like she was finally showing a reaction matching her age. 

-528: Anonymous from Earth

Celica doesn’t have any intentions of hiding her love for her Onii-chan.

Karen is a tsundere.

-529: Anonymous from Earth

That haggard state of Hikaru-kyun there, I kinda understand it. Having a prostitute suddenly show up in your room is scary…

-530: Anonymous from Earth

If it had been me, I might have ended up unconsciously paying the silver.

-531: Anonymous from Earth

Diseases are scary.

-532: Anonymous from Earth

The average beauty of that world is high… How to say it, it is like they really look good in video.

-533: Anonymous from Earth

I want to be told ‘well, this is as much as I would expect from a virgin’ and get hurt by her.

-534: Anonymous from Earth

It has been a while since I have come here but what are you doing watching as if normal -watching that childhood friend killer! 

Are you guys fine with anything as long as it is amusing?

-535: Anonymous from Earth

Anything is fine if it is amusing (straight).

-536: Anonymous from Earth

No, if you watch, you can tell. He is most likely innocent.

-537: Anonymous from Earth

When he began cleaning the dungeon, I was sure of it. 

He is way too kind.

-538: Anonymous from Earth

There’s the chance he is a psychopath though… Being told story after story of Hikaru-kyun by his little sisters, I can’t think of him as a criminal anymore. He is the strongest and kindest Onii-chan in the world. That’s why I will be his little sister too. No, I am already.

-539: Anonymous from Earth

I get ya. 

We are all the little sisters of Hikaru! 

-540: Anonymous from Earth

Let’s make the name of Hikaru’s fan group be Sisters.

-541: Anonymous from Earth

Stop it! (STop It! 

-542: Anonymous from Earth

Hikaru: “Little sisters~! Have you been doing well~?” 

Sisters: “Yeaaaaaaaahh! (Deep voices)” 

-543: Anonymous from Earth

No, Hikaru has a lot of female fans too, you know.

It is in part because Celica and Karen edited the videos in a way that it tickles your maternal instincts.

-544: Anonymous from Earth

In the first place, the killer getting the isekai transfer rights is superstition.

-545: Anonymous from Earth

According to his little sisters, Hikaru was dead worried about the isekai transfer of Nanami-chan. He investigated here and there, and looked after her.

-546: Anonymous from Earth

“Rather than having Nanami face a harsh life in the isekai, I should just…” 

-547: Anonymous from Earth

If he were someone who could pull that off, he would turn deviant there, right? We can’t put a hand on him over there after all.

-548: Anonymous from Earth

How many times has it been since we have looped to this topic? Who cares anyways which one it is anymore.

I will trust Celica and Karen.

-549: Anonymous from Earth

He should have died in the forest.

-550: Anonymous from Earth

I am impressed you can maintain such hatred towards someone you don’t even know. 

It even amazes me.

-551: Anonymous from Earth

But they really are taking their time in capturing the true culprit. Is it really that hard to find?

-552: Anonymous from Earth

Even the most atrocious of criminals don’t get caught 100% of the time after all. There’s no knowing if the testimony of Hikaru has affected the investigation. There’s so much lack of precedent here that it might be eating their time, maybe?

-553: Anonymous from Earth

The police can’t just throw away the possibility of Hikaru being the culprit just because of situational evidence… More so if they can’t find the true culprit. 

-554: Anonymous from Earth

What happened with the suspect being a student of the same year? 

Have they checked the fingerprints of the whole studentbody? 

-555: Anonymous from Earth

I am from the same school as Hikaru-kyun, but there’s just rumors that the police might or might not be coming.

Also, there’s a lot of people who stopped coming to school after the isekai transfer. 

Who even knows what’s going on anymore.

-556: Anonymous from Earth

Getting your fingerprints taken is optional, right?

-557: Anonymous from Earth

Listen here…

Taking the fingerprints of someone requires a warrant, you know? It is important personal information after all.

Getting the fingerprints of everyone in the school is fantasy talk right there.

Once the suspect has been narrowed down to a certain extent, that’s when they can finally begin taking the fingerprints from them.

Getting the fingerprints of several hundred people with just one testimony is factually impossible.

-558: Anonymous from Earth

Then we won’t be finding the true culprit.

-559: Anonymous from Earth

It is scary how Celica and Karen are not referencing the true culprit at all. Even though they do unnecessary light talk and don’t seem to think Hikaru is the culprit at all.

-560: Anonymous from Earth

I am sure Karen has hacked into the investigation progress of the police and knows about it…

-561: Anonymous from Earth

Can something like that be done???

-562: Anonymous from Earth

No, I don’t know. But doesn’t it sound like she could do it? She is a computer specialist and all.

-563: Anonymous from Earth

Stop with that halfassed view of hackers.

-564: Anonymous from Earth

Well, won’t they catch the culprit eventually?

-565: Anonymous from Earth

If they can’t, the possibility of Hikaru being the true culprit will continue to remain there after all.

I want them to catch the true culprit fast.

I wanna enjoy my Celica and Karen ASMR without all this fuss bogging it down.

-566: Anonymous from Earth

I feel ya.

I bought super expensive headphones even when I quit my job.

-567: Anonymous from Earth

Even if Celica were to hire people from underground to torture the true culprit and eliminate them, I wouldn’t be surprised.

-568: Anonymous from Earth

What kind of 12 year old would that be?

-569: Anonymous from Earth

Aah, that would have worked too. 

Limiting myself to only mundane tricks has become a bad habit.

-570: Anonymous from Earth


The God Website Bulletin Board automatically branches when there’s too many people accessing (the next thread is automatically created).

For example; the Different World Bulletin Boards are divided by countries, but Japan alone has A, B, and C.

The popular Exclusive Chosen Bulletin Boards are branched too. 

Because the accesses for Hikaru from Japan were so many, a country division was made.

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58 thoughts on “DCFM – Chapter 030: Exclusive Chosen Bulletin Board JPN [No.1000 – Kurose Hikaru] 1766th

    1. > the cultured viewers were only seen the beautiful prostitute and grapefull, however, what if the time they saw the bunny race which were popular to have an extremely active copulation? I bet even the god bulletin will experience downtime in a while

      > since theorized before that the culprit behind the killing of childhood friend of MC was also isekaid, i think the reason why the trace of the culprit is not yet found because behind if the work of god. Tje god erased the trace of the chosen one to prevent thenpossible breakthrough of time and space travel

      1. Basically an anon talks about how maybe Celica hired a hitman to torture and kill the real culprit and then another anon goes all, “Oh I could’ve done that instead.” which makes another anon think that that was Celica lurking in the chat.

  1. Those sister are really big brain. I honestly wouldn’t even be surprised if it turned out they are actually gods who decided to incarnate as humans.

    Anyways there are a lot of weirdos huh? They’re talking about idolizing the sisters and also becoming Hikaru’s little sisters even if they’re dudes, wanting to mofu mofu Grapefull, speculating the old guy from the store Hikaru sells things to being the heroine, and having conspiracy theories about the sisters. Such as having the power to bankrupt people who talk shit about Hikaru, being able to hack into the police’s mainframe to keep track of the investigation, hacking into god’s website or hiring hitmen to torture and eliminate the true culprit. Then an anon that’s probably Celica responds that she didn’t think about that and it would have worked too but she uses too many small tricks as a bad habit of hers.

  2. -506: Anonymous from Earth
    Celica and Karen say Onii-chan is not the culprit, so…
    The logic is there…
    And there’s no way the brother of those cute twins would be a killer…

    LOL “The logic is there…..” OMG that logicis awsome.

  3. -569: Anonymous from Earth
    Aah, that would have worked too.
    Using too many minute tricks is a bad habit of mine.
    -570: Anonymous from Earth


    The punchline will be if she really did that. I really doubt she dind find out who is and do justice by her own hand.

    1. Don’t disrespect the twins! They can do things you simple human can’t even start to imagine! Uahauhauahauh (diabolic laugh)
      #teamtwins #Celica&Karen

    1. — What Karen said casually ‘If I so wanted to, I could make the bank accounts of the Antis drop to zero, you know?’ was super scary…
      “Understood, have a nice day!”…

      — Aah, that would have worked too.
      — Using too many minute tricks is a bad habit of mine.

  4. These board chapters really flush out the world and it is amazing how much information they pack in it, though it is biased and might not be accurately conveying facts. Based on the posts here, you can infer that the sisters are super brocon (though probably not in the romantic way). He doesn’t reflect on his normal life so it is hard to tell whether they had always loved him like this or if there was a big event that created the pedestal they put him on.

    It is good that they are talking about the follow up of the police and how the police have their hands tied by red tape. There is still that one hostile poster that looks awfully suspicious, but it is pretty much 50/50 whether or not it is really the killer himself. The part where the students stopped going to school after the isekai event happened is pretty bad for the economy (and also pretty good for the killer). Since the killer doesn’t have to go to school, he doesn’t need to act normal anymore. If he is truly the poster, it might be the reason why he is still harboring hatred for Hikaru. A normal life would mean that he would be forced to focus on acting and be distracted from the hatred, while if he is alone in his room… well, it is only going to blossom.

    Anyways, as always, I’ll add some thoughts that I think can be improved on here.

    >-541: Anonymous from Earth
    >Stop it! (Stop it!)
    I thought this a bit weird, so I went to check the raw. The last bracket is missing from the raw. In my opinion, this feels like the poster (probably the killer) getting angry and rage typing, thus the weirdness of the post. I would say to write it by alternating caps. Something like “Stop it! (STop It!”

    >-565: Anonymous from Earth
    >If they can’t, the possibility of Hikaru being the true culprit will continue staying there after all.
    >I want them to catch them fast.
    >I wanna enjoy my Celica and Karen ASMR without all this useless noise.
    “If they can’t, the possibility of Hikaru being the true culprit will continue *to remain* after all.
    I want them to catch *the true culprit* fast.
    I wanna enjoy my Celica and Karen ASMR without all this *fuss bogging it down*.”

    >-568: Anonymous from Earth
    >What kind of 12 year old would that be?
    “What kind of 12 year old *can do that*?”

    >-569: Anonymous from Earth
    >Aah, that would have worked too.
    >Using too many minute tricks is a bad habit of mine.
    I got the feeling here that the poster (probably Celica) saying that she held back out of habit. It got me thinking. I am assuming that at one point in their life, the sisters went overboard and hacked NASA or something, and Hikaru probably scolded them and told them “you don’t need to go that far to show how good you are, right?” and this resulted in Celica developing the habit to never go overboard and only resorting to “small tricks”. Like a thief who could have stole the diamond showcased in a grand party but decided to only limit himself to pickpocketing. Due to how all powerful the sisters are implied to be, I think that the implication of this line is that the ‘tricks’ that she and her sister have been using all this time are still within the realm of what is “normal”. Thus, my suggestion would be:
    “Ah, I should have done that.
    Limiting myself to only mundane tricks has become a bad habit.”
    Which additionally implies that she was doing it subconsciously and that she only just realised that it has become a habit of hers after she saw the comment that gave a better idea.

    Anyways, thanks for the chapter! I have already read the next chapter, but I’ll probably make a separate comment for it.

    1. Reading your comment made me had more understanding about the content of the forum. Thank you.

      Seeing how genius the two sister, I may assume, in the the next board forum, the sisters probably going all out to hunt down the killer. Oh dear…

  5. Thanks for the chapter –498: Anonymous from Earth

    He is hiding in the darkness and cleaning today as well?

    Does he want to become popular by becoming the dungeon janitor…?- DAMN IT author don’t go publishing my commenst in your story LOL. I just love this bulleting forums chapters.

    1. deadass, it’d be better if the numbers were spaced out. Simply a couple thousand viewers, on twitch, causes the chat to become a shit show

      1. are you sure you want 2 continuous pogchamp chapters this feels like what a flatearther community would talk everybody agreeing to everything they hear on social media except the things that make sense

      2. I don’t think people would do that cuz if you remember typing it you will cringe yourself to oblivion (Personal experience)

    2. True but you can see it as a cleaned version with only coherent stuff being there.
      An actual thread would be boring and unreadable.

    3. I already read so many series who did that, and in telling you, its cringe as fuck. This im fine with the current bulletin board, there’s also a little bit of comedy in it u know

  6. This is not a spoiler but I’ve been wondering why did the author say “anonymous from earth”? Is there by chance later there will be “anonymous from another world”?

    1. I think it’s because it’s to prevent knowing what country that posts are from. It’s the God board.

      I don’t know/remember but it probably auto-translates the various languages as well. The only ones not translated are links they posted for other countries as shown (or not) on some YouTube vids.

        1. Well, if you think of it as “God” having created it, it makes more sense for him to think of it as “from Earth” whenever he would create something like this, ye? He def would know of other planets that might or might not have life… Especially since he literally is having people watch one live.

          1. and its not like it takes to much time to do it for each world that god might be hosting this for, I mean god even moves the camera away when someone is pooping or something

        1. They have both the qualities of yandere, the only difference rn is Karen being passive-aggressive and Celica acting on it but at the same time being mindful of his brother. Else, its just the beginning of the story, there’s so much things to happen and anticipate.

  7. There better be an explanation as to why his twin sisters are such geniuses. Because no matter how much shit we are fed by the author, sometimes… it’s hard to digest bullsh*t.

    1. they genius in one field, one can talk in 8 language while other 3, one is computer specialist, i don’t know the other one

  8. I can now imagine celica being a 12 year old girl that will surely become popular with her innocent and cheery personality (if u just forget the fact she cursed)and karen wearing a glasses looking intelligent but actually a tsundere

    Also the guy/girl calling hikaru with “kyun” is kinda funny. Idk if its gay or an actual girl tho or he’s just being caustic.

  9. 550: Anonymous from Earth

    I am impressed you can maintain such hatred towards someone you don’t even know.

    It even amazes me.

    Sum up twitter.

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